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<blockquote data-quote="PBK" data-source="post: 12289" data-attributes="member: 127"><p>Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So</p><p>they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old</p><p>says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.</p><p>Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their</p><p>mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, "Ah, Hell, I'll have</p><p>some Fruit Loops."</p><p>Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his</p><p>chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old</p><p>and says, "What are you going to have?" He replies, "I don't know, but</p><p>you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops."</p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/cry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cry:" title="Cry :cry:" data-shortname=":cry:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PBK, post: 12289, member: 127"] Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS. Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, "Ah, Hell, I'll have some Fruit Loops." Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old and says, "What are you going to have?" He replies, "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops." :lol::cry::lol: [/QUOTE]
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