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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 125290" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Smokin' Camels:</span></u></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The other old lady said, "It's a condom." </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"A condom? Where do you get those?" </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, and he asked her, "What size do you want?"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!"</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 125290, member: 103"] [B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Smokin' Camels:[/FONT][/U][/I][/B] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]The other old lady said, "It's a condom." [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"A condom? Where do you get those?" [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, and he asked her, "What size do you want?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!"[/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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