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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 126141" data-attributes="member: 103">School TestsA young boy comes home from school &amp; his mother says &quot;What did you do today?&quot;To which the boy answers, &quot;Oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my English teacher.&quot;The mother , aghast, doesn't know that to say. She stems &amp; stammers and finally, angrily, she says &quot;go in &amp; tell your father what you just told me!&quot;The boy goes into see his father &amp; says, &quot;Mom sure is mad.&quot;The father says, &quot;Why?&quot;&quot;I just told her what I did in school today. I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my Science teacher.&quot;Well the father is beside himself with joy. He gives his son a nudge and a wink and says, &quot;Congratulations -- you passed a milestone. I tell you what --let's go out and celebrate. We'll have some ice cream and then I'll buy you a new bike.&quot;To which the boy says, &quot;The ice cream sounds great Dad, but let's hold off on the bike a few days -- my A*s is killing me.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="CDA, post: 126141, member: 103"] [SIZE=5][B][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222][SIZE=4]School Tests[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222][INDENT][SIZE=4]A young boy comes home from school & his mother says "What did you do today?"[/SIZE][SIZE=4] To which the boy answers, "Oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my English teacher."[/SIZE][SIZE=4] The mother , aghast, doesn't know that to say. She stems & stammers and finally, angrily, she says "go in & tell your father what you just told me!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4] The boy goes into see his father & says, "Mom sure is mad."[/SIZE][SIZE=4] The father says, "Why?"[/SIZE][SIZE=4] "I just told her what I did in school today. I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my Science teacher."[/SIZE][SIZE=4] Well the father is beside himself with joy. He gives his son a nudge and a wink and says, "Congratulations -- you passed a milestone. I tell you what --let's go out and celebrate. We'll have some ice cream and then I'll buy you a new bike."[/SIZE][SIZE=4] To which the boy says, "The ice cream sounds great Dad, but let's hold off on the bike a few days -- my A*s is killing me."[/SIZE][/INDENT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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