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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 13510" data-attributes="member: 4"><p>Subject: $280,000 Mortgage----Too Funny!!!</p><p></p><p> </p><p>$*280,000 *Mortgage</p><p></p><p>THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST *SHORT JOKE OF 2008</p><p></p><p>For *his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father *said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house *is*$280,000 *and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'****</p><p>*</p><p>The *next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little *Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard *you telling mom you were pulling out.**</p><p>Then I heard her tell you to wait because *she was coming too.**</p><p>And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by *myself ........................................**with *a*$280,000 *mortgage and no bike!***</p><p>*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 13510, member: 4"] Subject: $280,000 Mortgage----Too Funny!!! $*280,000 *Mortgage THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST *SHORT JOKE OF 2008 For *his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father *said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house *is*$280,000 *and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'**** * The *next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little *Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard *you telling mom you were pulling out.** Then I heard her tell you to wait because *she was coming too.** And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by *myself ........................................**with *a*$280,000 *mortgage and no bike!*** * [/QUOTE]
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