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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 137670" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #222222"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Naughty Mind. High Expectations</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy".</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, "Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">Hearing this question, Suzie's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question".</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">Henry answered: "pupil of a human eye".</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Suzie and said: "look, Suzie, I am sorry but, I must tell you a couple of things:</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">(1) You lack knowledge</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">(2) You have a dirty mind and</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">(3) Your Expectations are too high !!! (10 times .. .. Huh .. .. MY GOD !!! )</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 137670, member: 103"] [SIZE=6][B][COLOR=#222222][SIZE=18px][FONT=arial]Naughty Mind. High Expectations[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy".[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, "Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]Hearing this question, Suzie's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question".[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]Henry answered: "pupil of a human eye".[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Suzie and said: "look, Suzie, I am sorry but, I must tell you a couple of things:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222](1) You lack knowledge[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222](2) You have a dirty mind and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222](3) Your Expectations are too high !!! (10 times .. .. Huh .. .. MY GOD !!! )[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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