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Message: <blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 139252" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><u><span style="color: red"><strong>SIMPLE TRUTH 1:</strong></span></u><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red">Partners help each other undress before sex.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red">However after sex, they always dress on their own.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red">Moral of the story:</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red">In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><u><span style="color: #943634">SIMPLE TRUTH 2</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #943634"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634">When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634">But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634">Moral of the story:</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong><span style="color: #943634">"Hard work is never appreciated”.</span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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