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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 1393" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington , D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.</p><p></p><p>Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. </p><p></p><p>Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.</p><p></p><p>The salesman shakes Harry’s hand and says, “Thanks Senator Reid, the car will</p><p></p><p>be ready for pickup in 4 years.” Harry says, “What are you talking about? </p><p></p><p>Where are the keys to my new car?”</p><p></p><p>The salesman replies,"No you don't understand Senator. You make payments</p><p></p><p>for 4 years. THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your health plan." </p><p></p><p>Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair". </p><p></p><p>The salesman says, "<strong>NO SHIT</strong>". <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/banghead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":banghead:" title="Banghead :banghead:" data-shortname=":banghead:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 1393, member: 2"] Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington , D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000. Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line. The salesman shakes Harry’s hand and says, “Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years.” Harry says, “What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?” The salesman replies,"No you don't understand Senator. You make payments for 4 years. THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your health plan." Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair". The salesman says, "[B]NO SHIT[/B]". :banghead: [/QUOTE]
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