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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 140434" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry… So I threw a coconut at his face.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">Wanna hear a clean joke? Johny was taking a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? BubbIes was a man.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">4 out 3 people struggle with math.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">My girl wasn't too happy when I told her that i always go on top. Tough shit, My bunk bed, My rules.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control..</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">How come I can't get a mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afganistan?</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">I'm more confused than a homeless man on house arrest.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">F*ck Geico, I saved a bunch of money on Child Support by switching to condoms.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">Only in math problems can you buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 140434, member: 2"] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry… So I threw a coconut at his face.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]Wanna hear a clean joke? Johny was taking a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? BubbIes was a man.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]4 out 3 people struggle with math.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]My girl wasn't too happy when I told her that i always go on top. Tough shit, My bunk bed, My rules.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control..[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]How come I can't get a mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afganistan?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]I'm more confused than a homeless man on house arrest.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]F*ck Geico, I saved a bunch of money on Child Support by switching to condoms.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]Only in math problems can you buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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