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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 141246" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #222222">4 MBA students went out on a night before their exam and were boozing hard. They did not study for the test and thought of a plan to escape. So they went to their dean looking weary and worn out, their clothes covered in grease and dirt.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #222222">They told their dean that they had all gone to a wedding the previous day and while coming back their car tire had blown out. So they had to push the car all way back to the hostel as there was no help available on the way. So they said that they were not in a position to write the test that day and asked him to conduct a retest later.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #222222">The dean being the kind man he was asked them to come to a retest 3 days later.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #222222">The boys were very happy and went to prepare in full swing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #222222">After 3 days the dean asked them to come for the test.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #222222">The dean said that the test had 2 questions for 100 marks.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">He said that they had to write the test in separate rooms.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">As the boys had prepared well they agreed. The test went as follows.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">TEST</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">Q.1 Write your name</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">Q.2 Which tire burst?</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 141246, member: 103"] [SIZE=4][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#222222]4 MBA students went out on a night before their exam and were boozing hard. They did not study for the test and thought of a plan to escape. So they went to their dean looking weary and worn out, their clothes covered in grease and dirt.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#222222]They told their dean that they had all gone to a wedding the previous day and while coming back their car tire had blown out. So they had to push the car all way back to the hostel as there was no help available on the way. So they said that they were not in a position to write the test that day and asked him to conduct a retest later.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#222222]The dean being the kind man he was asked them to come to a retest 3 days later.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#222222]The boys were very happy and went to prepare in full swing.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#222222]After 3 days the dean asked them to come for the test.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#222222]The dean said that the test had 2 questions for 100 marks.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]He said that they had to write the test in separate rooms.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]As the boys had prepared well they agreed. The test went as follows.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]TEST[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]Q.1 Write your name[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]Q.2 Which tire burst?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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