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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 141249" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">An old lady was standing at the railing of the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">cruise ship holding her hat tight</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">so that it would not blow away in the wind.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">A gentleman approached her and said,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">"Pardon me, madam.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">I do not intend to be forward</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">but did you know that your dress</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">is blowing up in this high wind?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">"Yes, I know," said the lady.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">"I need both my hands</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">to hold onto this hat."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">"But madam, you must know that you are</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">not wearing any panties</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">and your privates are exposed!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">said the gentleman in earnest.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">The woman looked down,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">then back up at the man and replied,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">"Sir, anything you see down there</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">is 85 years old.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 19px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #222222">I just bought this hat yesterday!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 141249, member: 103"] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]An old lady was standing at the railing of the[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]cruise ship holding her hat tight[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]so that it would not blow away in the wind.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]A gentleman approached her and said,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]"Pardon me, madam.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]I do not intend to be forward[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]but did you know that your dress[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]is blowing up in this high wind?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]"Yes, I know," said the lady.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]"I need both my hands[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]to hold onto this hat."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]"But madam, you must know that you are[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]not wearing any panties[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]and your privates are exposed!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]said the gentleman in earnest.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]The woman looked down,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]then back up at the man and replied,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]"Sir, anything you see down there[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]is 85 years old.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=19px][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#222222]I just bought this hat yesterday!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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