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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 145679" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">MAN RULES</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">THESE ARE OUR RULES!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">JUST SAY IT!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 145679, member: 2"] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]MAN RULES[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333] WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY. 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! 1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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