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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 147892" data-attributes="member: 381"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The salesman seemed like a nice guy, (a black man wearing an Obama "change"</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px">lapel pin) he sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">I had to walk back to the dealership. Sum-bitch had no sense of humor.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 147892, member: 381"] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The salesman seemed like a nice guy, (a black man wearing an Obama "change"[/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]lapel pin) he sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I had to walk back to the dealership. Sum-bitch had no sense of humor.[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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