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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 148836" data-attributes="member: 79">Therse aren't jokes but worth the read...&nbsp; My wife found these while suring the net looking for &quot;Laws still on the books&quot;. (or something to that effect)&nbsp;Can't remember some of the states these are in but still funny.&nbsp;Missouri - It is illegal to PARK YOUR DONKEY in the bathtub!!!&nbsp; Michagan - It is illegal to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant!!!Missouri - It is illegal to drive your car with a caged bear inside!!!California - It is illegal to bring a fish into a bar!!!Arizona - You must tie your horse up in the lobby, it is illegal to ride it up the stairs!!!Minnesota - It is illegal to drive across the state line with a duck on your head!!!Wisconsin - It is illegal to drive across the state line with a chicken on your head!!!State ? - It is illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post!!!State ? - It is illegal to break the law... WTF?????State? - If you were to commit suicide but fail, you can be hung for trying!!!&nbsp; Either way you'rea winner!!!State? - If you are being robbed you are required by law to have the same type weapon as the robber!!!&nbsp; Excuse me, what make and caliber is that?&nbsp; you say a 22?&nbsp; OK, let me put away my S &amp; W 357 and get the appropriate gun!&nbsp; Got it, carry on!State ? - It is illegal for mountain lions to mate within 100 yards from a school!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Seriously, whatcha gonna do bout it???&nbsp;there's more but this is it for now.....&nbsp;The best for lastState ? - It is illegal to put a stick into a mountain goats ass!!!&nbsp;So when you think about it.. kind of like OSHA, the reason for the STUPID warnings on products is be cause SOMEBODY did it...&nbsp; the same must go here... <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/loco.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":loco:" title="Loco&nbsp; &nbsp; :loco:" data-shortname=":loco:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 148836, member: 79"] Therse aren't jokes but worth the read... My wife found these while suring the net looking for "Laws still on the books". (or something to that effect) Can't remember some of the states these are in but still funny. Missouri - It is illegal to PARK YOUR DONKEY in the bathtub!!! Michagan - It is illegal to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant!!! Missouri - It is illegal to drive your car with a caged bear inside!!! California - It is illegal to bring a fish into a bar!!! Arizona - You must tie your horse up in the lobby, it is illegal to ride it up the stairs!!! Minnesota - It is illegal to drive across the state line with a duck on your head!!! Wisconsin - It is illegal to drive across the state line with a chicken on your head!!! State ? - It is illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post!!! State ? - It is illegal to break the law... WTF????? State? - If you were to commit suicide but fail, you can be hung for trying!!! Either way you'rea winner!!! State? - If you are being robbed you are required by law to have the same type weapon as the robber!!! Excuse me, what make and caliber is that? you say a 22? OK, let me put away my S & W 357 and get the appropriate gun! Got it, carry on! State ? - It is illegal for mountain lions to mate within 100 yards from a school!!! Seriously, whatcha gonna do bout it??? there's more but this is it for now..... The best for last State ? - It is illegal to put a stick into a mountain goats ass!!! So when you think about it.. kind of like OSHA, the reason for the STUPID warnings on products is be cause SOMEBODY did it... the same must go here... :loco: [/QUOTE]

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