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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 15093" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> a bed near the window?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 15093, member: 2"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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