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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 15425" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>So an older woman is stitting on her couch petty her cat when she notices it scratching at it's ears...she figures it must be the hair in them so being retired and not having a lot of extra "squish" lying around she decides to go to the local drug store rather then to the vet assuming the bill would be too expensive. She walks up to the counter and asks the pharmacist "what is the best hair removal product you have"? "well the clerk says it depends on where you put it"....he continues by explaining to her..."we have this stuff that if you use it on your legs you shouldn't wear pants for about 3 days or if used on your arms you should keep from wearing long sleeves for 2 days...what area are you concerned with ma'am?" asks the clerk...being a little embarrassed she quietly says, "well, it's my kitty"..."WELL THEN the clerk says, if that's the case I recommend not riding a bicycle for at least 2 weeks....."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 15425, member: 79"] So an older woman is stitting on her couch petty her cat when she notices it scratching at it's ears...she figures it must be the hair in them so being retired and not having a lot of extra "squish" lying around she decides to go to the local drug store rather then to the vet assuming the bill would be too expensive. She walks up to the counter and asks the pharmacist "what is the best hair removal product you have"? "well the clerk says it depends on where you put it"....he continues by explaining to her..."we have this stuff that if you use it on your legs you shouldn't wear pants for about 3 days or if used on your arms you should keep from wearing long sleeves for 2 days...what area are you concerned with ma'am?" asks the clerk...being a little embarrassed she quietly says, "well, it's my kitty"..."WELL THEN the clerk says, if that's the case I recommend not riding a bicycle for at least 2 weeks....." [/QUOTE]
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