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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 16395" data-attributes="member: 79">Surprise...no Chuck Norris stuff..........<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked&nbsp; &nbsp; :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />Q.&nbsp;&nbsp; What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern&nbsp; zoo ?A.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with&nbsp; a recipe. &nbsp;Q&nbsp;&nbsp; How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the&nbsp; 'F' word ?&nbsp; A.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,&nbsp; 'BINGO!' &nbsp;Q.&nbsp;&nbsp; What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a&nbsp; southern fairytale ?&nbsp; A.&nbsp;&nbsp; A&nbsp; northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a&nbsp; time...' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe&nbsp; this&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; shit.'&nbsp; Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an&nbsp; Olympic team ? A.&nbsp;&nbsp; Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United StatesThat is all..................</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 16395, member: 79"] Surprise...no Chuck Norris stuff..........:shocked: Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo ? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word ? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale ? A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team ? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States That is all.................. [/QUOTE]

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