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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 166240" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>May be a repeat but just thought of it again.</p><p> </p><p>A guy with a hairlip goes into a bar one day and orders a beer, bartender says "that'll be $5", the patron says "5 dollars my god, isn't that a little high?" but continues to drink the beer so the bartender goes on with his business. The patron asks if he had any peanuts... bartender says "sure, that'll be $3"... patron AGAIN yells out, 3 dollars don't you think THAT is a little high?" shaking his head in disbelief but he opens the bag and begins to eat the nuts anyways. A lttile while later the patron orders another beer and when the bartender serves it he says "I just want to let you know how much I appreciate you not making fun of me with my hairlip", the barkeep looks at him, smiles and says "sir, I understand what you go thru... I too want to thank YOU for not making fun of my hunched-back"... the patron shouts with surprise "HUNCH BACK, holly shit, I thought that was your ass since everything else was so high in here."!!!</p><p> </p><p>True story.....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 166240, member: 79"] May be a repeat but just thought of it again. A guy with a hairlip goes into a bar one day and orders a beer, bartender says "that'll be $5", the patron says "5 dollars my god, isn't that a little high?" but continues to drink the beer so the bartender goes on with his business. The patron asks if he had any peanuts... bartender says "sure, that'll be $3"... patron AGAIN yells out, 3 dollars don't you think THAT is a little high?" shaking his head in disbelief but he opens the bag and begins to eat the nuts anyways. A lttile while later the patron orders another beer and when the bartender serves it he says "I just want to let you know how much I appreciate you not making fun of me with my hairlip", the barkeep looks at him, smiles and says "sir, I understand what you go thru... I too want to thank YOU for not making fun of my hunched-back"... the patron shouts with surprise "HUNCH BACK, holly shit, I thought that was your ass since everything else was so high in here."!!! True story..... [/QUOTE]
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