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<blockquote data-quote="PALMER84ONE" data-source="post: 166820" data-attributes="member: 6"><p><strong>A while ago a new supermarket opened in Chatswood, Sydney, Australia. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:1.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><strong>Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. </strong></p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:2.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><strong>When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay. </strong><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:3.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><strong>In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. </strong></p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:4.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><strong>When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. </strong></p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:5.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><strong>The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. </strong></p><p><em><strong><em></em></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><em>I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.</em></strong></em></p><p><em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PALMER84ONE, post: 166820, member: 6"] [B]A while ago a new supermarket opened in Chatswood, Sydney, Australia. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.[/B] [IMG]https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:1.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com[/IMG] [B]Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. [/B] [IMG]https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:2.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com[/IMG] [B]When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay. [/B][IMG]https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:3.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com[/IMG][B]In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. [/B] [IMG]https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:4.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com[/IMG] [B]When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. [/B] [IMG]https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/content/cid:5.2643882565@web120904.mail.ne1.yahoo.com[/IMG] [B]The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. [/B] [I][B][I] I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.[/I][/B] [/I] [/QUOTE]
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