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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 169086" data-attributes="member: 103"><p>Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, Find me the finest girlfriend, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while having sex with her three times a day".</p><p></p><p>The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson...</p><p></p><p>"And how about you, Sarah?"</p><p></p><p>Sarah: "I wanna be Johnny's Girlfriend."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 169086, member: 103"] Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, Find me the finest girlfriend, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while having sex with her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson... "And how about you, Sarah?" Sarah: "I wanna be Johnny's Girlfriend." [/QUOTE]
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