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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 17866" data-attributes="member: 103"><p>Business was slow so two bored casino dealers are chatting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wanted to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice.</p><p>And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." </p><p>The dealers said OK, With that she takes off everything but her necklace and with her big boobs bouncing she rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new</p><p>clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON."</p><p>She begins jumping up and down bouncing her boobs even more, and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her</p><p>clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. </p><p>Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?" </p><p>The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching." </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Moral: Not all blondes are dumb.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 17866, member: 103"] Business was slow so two bored casino dealers are chatting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wanted to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." The dealers said OK, With that she takes off everything but her necklace and with her big boobs bouncing she rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON." She begins jumping up and down bouncing her boobs even more, and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching." Moral: Not all blondes are dumb. [/QUOTE]
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