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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 17914" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><strong>What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p>1. Take out your laptop.</p><p> </p><p> 2. Slowly open your laptop.</p><p> </p><p> 3. Turn it on.</p><p> </p><p> 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.</p><p> </p><p> 5. Open your Internet browser.</p><p> </p><p> 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky,</p><p> or the heavens if you will.</p><p> </p><p> 7. Breathe deeply and open this site <a href="http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html" target="_blank">http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html</a> </p><p> </p><p> 8.. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 17914, member: 103"] [B]What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk[/B] 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5. Open your Internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open this site [URL]http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html[/URL] 8.. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face. [/QUOTE]
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