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<blockquote data-quote="jimsowen" data-source="post: 182906" data-attributes="member: 2701"><p>Little jonny was in class one day doing simple subtraction, the teacher says, " If there are 3 birds on a powerline, a farmer shoots 1of them, how many birds are left?" Little jonny says "none miss cause 1 will be dead the other 2 will fly away." </p><p>The teacher says "no, 3 birds, minus 1 bird = 2 birds, but I like the way your thinking.</p><p>Little jonny asks the teacher a question, " There are three ladies at a bus stop, they all have icecreams, 1 is biting her ice cream, 1 is licking her icecream and 1 is sucking her icecream, which is the married one."</p><p>The teacher replies reluctantly " I surpose the 1 sucking her icecream"</p><p>Little jonny replies " No, the 1 with the wedding ring , But I like the way Your thinking."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jimsowen, post: 182906, member: 2701"] Little jonny was in class one day doing simple subtraction, the teacher says, " If there are 3 birds on a powerline, a farmer shoots 1of them, how many birds are left?" Little jonny says "none miss cause 1 will be dead the other 2 will fly away." The teacher says "no, 3 birds, minus 1 bird = 2 birds, but I like the way your thinking. Little jonny asks the teacher a question, " There are three ladies at a bus stop, they all have icecreams, 1 is biting her ice cream, 1 is licking her icecream and 1 is sucking her icecream, which is the married one." The teacher replies reluctantly " I surpose the 1 sucking her icecream" Little jonny replies " No, the 1 with the wedding ring , But I like the way Your thinking." [/QUOTE]
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