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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jimsowen" data-source="post: 182909" data-attributes="member: 2701">A duck walks in to a hardware store and asks the attendant" Do you sell duck food." The attendant replies " This is a hardware store we never have or never will sell duck food here. This goes on for a few days every morning the duck comes in asking for food and the attendant explaining that they dont sell duck food there, untill one day he looses his sh*t and tells the duck that if he comes in and asks for duck food one more time he will nail his bloody feet to the floor and slap him silly. So the next day in comes the duck walks up to the countet with a smile on his beak and says,"Hey mate, you got any nails ?"  "No were fresh out just sold the last packet" says the attendant. Well do you have any Duck Food.......</blockquote>