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<blockquote data-quote="jimsowen" data-source="post: 184311" data-attributes="member: 2701">[QUOTE: 6619, member: 2&quot;]The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were veryexcited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, thengive a talk on productive salesmanship.Little Sally led off: &quot;I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,&quot; shesaid proudly, &quot;My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civilspirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.&quot;&quot;Very good,&quot; said the teacher.Little Jenny was next:&quot;I sold magazines,&quot; she said, &quot;I made $45 and I explained to everyonethat magazines would keep them up on current events.&quot;&quot;Very good, Jenny,&quot; said the teacher.Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn (you remember him don't cha?).The teacher held her breath ...Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box fullof cash on the teacher's desk. &quot;$2,467,&quot; he said.&quot;$2,467!&quot; cried the teacher, &quot;What in the world were you selling?&quot;&quot;Toothbrushes,&quot; said Little Johnny.&quot;Toothbrushes!&quot; echoed the teacher, &quot;How could you possibly sell enoughtooth brushes to make that much money?&quot;&quot;I found the busiest corner in town,&quot; said Little Johnny, &quot;I set up aDip &amp; Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.&quot;They all said the same thing, &quot;Hey, this tastes like dog shit!&quot;Then I would say,&quot;It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?&quot;&quot;I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty forfree, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of yourmouth.&quot;</blockquote>Little jonny was IA bloke walks in to a servo and&nbsp; asks the attendent for a kitkat chunky. The attendant obliges and gives him the kitkat chunky. The bloke replies &quot; No I want a normal kitkat you fat bitch&quot;[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="jimsowen, post: 184311, member: 2701"] [QUOTE: 6619, member: 2"]The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn (you remember him don't cha?). The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."[/QUOTE] Little jonny was I A bloke walks in to a servo and asks the attendent for a kitkat chunky. The attendant obliges and gives him the kitkat chunky. The bloke replies " No I want a normal kitkat you fat bitch" [/QUOTE]

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