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<blockquote data-quote="BigNasty" data-source="post: 18532" data-attributes="member: 386"><p>President bush decides to leave the ranch and go out to sit in the local crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, " isnt that bush sitting at the end of the bar?"</p><p></p><p>The bartender says , " yup thats him". So the guy walks over and says " wow this is a real honor ! What are you doing in here?"</p><p></p><p>Bush says " Im planning WWIII"</p><p></p><p>The guy says , "really? whats going to happen?"</p><p></p><p>Bush says, " well, Im going to kill 140 million muslims and one blonde with big tits."</p><p></p><p>The guy exclaimed " a blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"</p><p></p><p>Bush turns to the bartender and says , " See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BigNasty, post: 18532, member: 386"] President bush decides to leave the ranch and go out to sit in the local crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, " isnt that bush sitting at the end of the bar?" The bartender says , " yup thats him". So the guy walks over and says " wow this is a real honor ! What are you doing in here?" Bush says " Im planning WWIII" The guy says , "really? whats going to happen?" Bush says, " well, Im going to kill 140 million muslims and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed " a blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to the bartender and says , " See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims." [/QUOTE]
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