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<blockquote data-quote="2strokesteve89" data-source="post: 188103" data-attributes="member: 1670"><p>So.....a Muslim family of 3 moved to Australia, a father,mother and son. The son went to his new school and tried to get situated. The teacher noticed the new student and asked him what his name was, the boy responded "Muhamad"......after a pause the teacher responded, oh I see, well that won't do, you see you live in Australia now, so you need an Australian name, from now on you shall be named Billy.....so after his day at school, he went home and was greeted by his mother, she anxiously said, "so Muhamad, how was your day?" He looked at her and said, "my name is not Muhamad anymore, it's Billy". What!!! His mother said, Billy started to tell her " you see mother my teacher......" His mother grabbed him and started beating him while yelling, " so you are ashamed of your heritage, your family, your religion? Well maybe this will make you think twice..."and continued beating him, a few hours later his father came home, saw his wife and could tell something was wrong, what is it? He asked, What is wrong?....she proceeded to tell him. The father stormed upstairs to "Billy's" room closed the door and proceeded to tune him up also. The next day when Billy went to school, his teacher saw him and asked "Billy! What happened to you?...........Billy responded by saying, well teacher, I wasn't in Australia for more than 6 hours, and was jumped by a couple of Arabs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2strokesteve89, post: 188103, member: 1670"] So.....a Muslim family of 3 moved to Australia, a father,mother and son. The son went to his new school and tried to get situated. The teacher noticed the new student and asked him what his name was, the boy responded "Muhamad"......after a pause the teacher responded, oh I see, well that won't do, you see you live in Australia now, so you need an Australian name, from now on you shall be named Billy.....so after his day at school, he went home and was greeted by his mother, she anxiously said, "so Muhamad, how was your day?" He looked at her and said, "my name is not Muhamad anymore, it's Billy". What!!! His mother said, Billy started to tell her " you see mother my teacher......" His mother grabbed him and started beating him while yelling, " so you are ashamed of your heritage, your family, your religion? Well maybe this will make you think twice..."and continued beating him, a few hours later his father came home, saw his wife and could tell something was wrong, what is it? He asked, What is wrong?....she proceeded to tell him. The father stormed upstairs to "Billy's" room closed the door and proceeded to tune him up also. The next day when Billy went to school, his teacher saw him and asked "Billy! What happened to you?...........Billy responded by saying, well teacher, I wasn't in Australia for more than 6 hours, and was jumped by a couple of Arabs. [/QUOTE]
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