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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 192" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>High Urinals</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the Kentucky local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them& could reach the urinal.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 192, member: 2"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman][B]High Urinals[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the Kentucky local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them& could reach the urinal.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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