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<blockquote data-quote="payloan" data-source="post: 1965" data-attributes="member: 15">A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porchtogether, when gramps pull a beer out of his cooler.The little boy asks: &quot;Can I have a beer Grandpa?&quot;Grandpa replies: &quot;Can your pecker touch your ass?&quot;The little boy answered: &quot;No Grandpa.&nbsp; It's just a little pecker.&quot;Gramps says: &quot;Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer!&quot;A little later, Grandpa lights up a cigar.&nbsp; The little boy asks: &quot;Can Ihave a cigar Grandpa?&quot;Once again, Grandpa asks: &quot;Can your pecker touch your ass?&quot;Once again, the little boy replies: &quot;No, it's too little.Grandpa says, &quot;Then you're not man enough to have a cigar!&quot;A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with milk andcookies.Grandpa asks: &quot;Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?&quot;The boy asks: &quot;Can your pecker touch your ass?&quot;Laughing, Gramps replies: &quot;HELL Yes, my pecker can touch my ass!&quot;The little boy replies: &quot;Then go **** yourself!&nbsp; Grandma made these for me!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="payloan, post: 1965, member: 15"] A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pull a beer out of his cooler. The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?" Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered: "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker." Gramps says: "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer!" A little later, Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?" Once again, Grandpa asks: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Once again, the little boy replies: "No, it's too little. Grandpa says, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar!" A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with milk and cookies. Grandpa asks: "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?" The boy asks: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Laughing, Gramps replies: "HELL Yes, my pecker can touch my ass!" The little boy replies: "Then go **** yourself! Grandma made these for me!" [/QUOTE]

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