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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 21454" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.</p><p> </p><p>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.</p><p></p><p>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.</p><p> </p><p>If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.</p><p></p><p></p><p>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the</p><p>Wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 21454, member: 2"] If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the Wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. [/QUOTE]
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