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<blockquote data-quote="payloan" data-source="post: 21990" data-attributes="member: 15"><p><strong>Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane</strong></p><p><strong>trip for the first time. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'awl </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>gets on dat plane.' </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>find me first.' </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>some floe-esant orange panties.' </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>can see me first.' </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>panties......' </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. </strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong>The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first.'</strong></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="payloan, post: 21990, member: 15"] [B]Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane[/B] [B]trip for the first time. [/B] [B][B]The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'awl [/B][/B] [B][B]but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I [/B][/B] [B][B]gets on dat plane.' [/B][/B] [B][B]'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. [/B][/B] [B][B]The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and [/B][/B] [B][B]I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna [/B][/B] [B][B]find me first.' [/B][/B] [B][B]The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me [/B][/B] [B][B]some floe-esant orange panties.' [/B][/B] [B][B]'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. [/B][/B] [B][B]The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is [/B][/B] [B][B]goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey [/B][/B] [B][B]can see me first.' [/B][/B] [B][B]The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any [/B][/B] [B][B]panties......' [/B][/B] [B][B]'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. [/B][/B] [B][B]The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, [/B][/B] [B][B]you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause [/B][/B] [B][B]if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first.'[/B][/B] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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