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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 22099" data-attributes="member: 381">After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.&nbsp; He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. &quot;What's up with the big brass gong?&quot; one of his guests asked. &nbsp; &quot;It's not a gong.&nbsp; It's a talking clock,&quot; the drunk replied. &quot;A talking clock?&nbsp; Seriously?&quot; asked his astonished friend. &quot;Yup,&quot; replied the drunk.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;How's it work?&quot; the friend asked, squinting at it. &quot;Watch,&quot; the drunk replied.&nbsp; He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ... &quot;You asshole!&nbsp; It's three-fifteen in the morning!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 22099, member: 381"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman]After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off [/FONT][/B][B] [/B][FONT=Times New Roman][B]his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to [/B][B][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B]his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.[/B][B][COLOR=#0080ff] [/COLOR][/B][B][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman]"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.[/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.[/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.[/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]"Yup," replied the drunk.[/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.[/B][B] [/B][/FONT] [B] [/B][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B]"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, [/B][/FONT][B] [/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.[/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]The three stood looking at one another for a moment.[/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...[/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]"You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"[/B][/FONT][B][/B] [/QUOTE]

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