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<blockquote data-quote="Redordead89" data-source="post: 224708" data-attributes="member: 1590"><p>Guy walks into a quiet pub a with his dog, at the time Hearts are 1-0 up in the Cup Final.</p><p> He asks for a pint. Soon after the dog does a backflip.Barman says"What the Fuck. Why does yer Dug Do that?</p><p>Guys Says, everytime he Backflips, Celtic have scored, must be 1-1.</p><p>Orders up another Pint, Soon afterwards the Dug Backflips again, Guy Says "2-1,Celtic".</p><p>Barman says"Your Fucking Having a laugh, am away tae Check the Score ".</p><p>2 mins later Hes Back.</p><p>" Jesus Christ Yer Spot On ".</p><p>Few Minutes Later Dug Backflips 3 times.</p><p>Guy Says" Game over, Celtic are Treble Treble Winners".</p><p>Barman Says"I Fucking Beileve You mate, But can i Ask you One Question? "</p><p>Fire Away Mate....</p><p></p><p>" What Does Yer Dug Do if Rangers Win Anything?? "</p><p></p><p>" Fuck Knows,</p><p>Only Had Him 8 years.... "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Redordead89, post: 224708, member: 1590"] Guy walks into a quiet pub a with his dog, at the time Hearts are 1-0 up in the Cup Final. He asks for a pint. Soon after the dog does a backflip.Barman says"What the Fuck. Why does yer Dug Do that? Guys Says, everytime he Backflips, Celtic have scored, must be 1-1. Orders up another Pint, Soon afterwards the Dug Backflips again, Guy Says "2-1,Celtic". Barman says"Your Fucking Having a laugh, am away tae Check the Score ". 2 mins later Hes Back. " Jesus Christ Yer Spot On ". Few Minutes Later Dug Backflips 3 times. Guy Says" Game over, Celtic are Treble Treble Winners". Barman Says"I Fucking Beileve You mate, But can i Ask you One Question? " Fire Away Mate.... " What Does Yer Dug Do if Rangers Win Anything?? " " Fuck Knows, Only Had Him 8 years.... " [/QUOTE]
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