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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 22978" data-attributes="member: 103"><p>A whorehouse gets busted. </p><p> </p><p>The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is</p><p>Going down the line giving them all tickets.</p><p> </p><p>A little old lady comes</p><p>Walking up to the girl at the end of the line and says, "What're ya all</p><p>Doin here in line like this?" </p><p> </p><p>The girl is annoyed, so to be a</p><p>Smart-ass, she says, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The little old lady says, "Oh, that's nice. I didn't have one in so</p><p>Long, I think I'll get in line here with ya."</p><p> </p><p>So she gets in line, and a</p><p>Few minutes later the cop gets to this little, shriveled-up old lady.</p><p>He says, "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?" </p><p> </p><p>She looks him right</p><p>In the eye and says, "As long as they keep makin' 'em, I'm gonna keep</p><p>Suckin on 'em.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 22978, member: 103"] A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is Going down the line giving them all tickets. A little old lady comes Walking up to the girl at the end of the line and says, "What're ya all Doin here in line like this?" The girl is annoyed, so to be a Smart-ass, she says, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops." The little old lady says, "Oh, that's nice. I didn't have one in so Long, I think I'll get in line here with ya." So she gets in line, and a Few minutes later the cop gets to this little, shriveled-up old lady. He says, "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?" She looks him right In the eye and says, "As long as they keep makin' 'em, I'm gonna keep Suckin on 'em. [/QUOTE]
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