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<blockquote data-quote="2Wheels" data-source="post: 232231" data-attributes="member: 3804"><p>a Mexican guy, a black guy and a white guy were in a bar drinking, when a man walks in wearing a genie outfit. The black guy laughed and said it's not halloween what's with the genie suit? The genie said, "these are my clothes, as I am a genie!" "Ok", the black guy said "if you're a real genie grant me a wish." "I wish that Africa was a lush green Utopia, filled with everlasting peace and all the Black people would live there forever in peace and harmony." Suddenly, the Black man found himself standing at an African oasis holding a pineapple drink with an umbrella in it.</p><p>The Mexican was astonished and said "I want a wish!" "I wish that Mexico is a land of paradise where the women are all goddess, and nobody ever has to work the fields and all the Mexicans will live there in peace and harmony." And POOF suddenly the Man found himself seated in a lounge chair being fanned with giant leaves by two beautiful women.</p><p>"What say you now?" The genie boomed to the remaining man. They guy thought for a moment, and said, "Wait, all the blacks are in Africa, and all the Mexicans are in Mexico?"</p><p>"I'll have a coke."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2Wheels, post: 232231, member: 3804"] a Mexican guy, a black guy and a white guy were in a bar drinking, when a man walks in wearing a genie outfit. The black guy laughed and said it's not halloween what's with the genie suit? The genie said, "these are my clothes, as I am a genie!" "Ok", the black guy said "if you're a real genie grant me a wish." "I wish that Africa was a lush green Utopia, filled with everlasting peace and all the Black people would live there forever in peace and harmony." Suddenly, the Black man found himself standing at an African oasis holding a pineapple drink with an umbrella in it. The Mexican was astonished and said "I want a wish!" "I wish that Mexico is a land of paradise where the women are all goddess, and nobody ever has to work the fields and all the Mexicans will live there in peace and harmony." And POOF suddenly the Man found himself seated in a lounge chair being fanned with giant leaves by two beautiful women. "What say you now?" The genie boomed to the remaining man. They guy thought for a moment, and said, "Wait, all the blacks are in Africa, and all the Mexicans are in Mexico?" "I'll have a coke." [/QUOTE]
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