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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 23294" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>TRUE STORY..........when i was working at the dealer ship I closed every Saturday night anywhere between 7-9 pm...It was a holiday weekend (don't know which one, doesn't matter), my wife calls me around 5 and says, I'm going to Stacy and Nola's (friends of ours) for a while, want to meet me there...first...there is no &quot;for a while&quot; when it comes to Stacy and Nola's they know how to party just give them a reason....I said HECK YEAH!!!...made sure I closed up as early as possible...7 sharp! Turned out onto the main road and saw a sobriety check point right the frick in front of me...not worried about my condition just the long line of cars hindering my ability to GO DRINK A FEW COLD ONES...maybe I'd see them later...HAH! I finally get to the first officer, she leans into the passenger window and says. make sure to have my license and reg ready....NO PROBLEM. I get up to the Deputy checking drivers...NOW...picture this..... he's an older black man, about my age...at the time (Screw you I now what you're thinking). I hand him my doc's...he looks at my license, looks at me...looks back at my license, again at me....doesn't say a fricken word so I chime in with ...&quot;I'll bet ya 20 bucks that'll be the last mullet YOU'LL see for a loooooong time my friend.&quot; He looks at it again and starts the silent slap the window sill, stomp the foot, bob the head black guy laugh......it lasted at least what felt like a couple minutes. it was PRICELESS. He composed himself, looked me in the eye and said you have a good night sir........and off I drove!!!.................<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 23294, member: 79"] TRUE STORY..........when i was working at the dealer ship I closed every Saturday night anywhere between 7-9 pm...It was a holiday weekend (don't know which one, doesn't matter), my wife calls me around 5 and says, I'm going to Stacy and Nola's (friends of ours) for a while, want to meet me there...first...there is no "for a while" when it comes to Stacy and Nola's they know how to party just give them a reason....I said HECK YEAH!!!...made sure I closed up as early as possible...7 sharp! Turned out onto the main road and saw a sobriety check point right the frick in front of me...not worried about my condition just the long line of cars hindering my ability to GO DRINK A FEW COLD ONES...maybe I'd see them later...HAH! I finally get to the first officer, she leans into the passenger window and says. make sure to have my license and reg ready....NO PROBLEM. I get up to the Deputy checking drivers...NOW...picture this..... he's an older black man, about my age...at the time (Screw you I now what you're thinking). I hand him my doc's...he looks at my license, looks at me...looks back at my license, again at me....doesn't say a fricken word so I chime in with ..."I'll bet ya 20 bucks that'll be the last mullet YOU'LL see for a loooooong time my friend." He looks at it again and starts the silent slap the window sill, stomp the foot, bob the head black guy laugh......it lasted at least what felt like a couple minutes. it was PRICELESS. He composed himself, looked me in the eye and said you have a good night sir........and off I drove!!!.................:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]

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