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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 24684" data-attributes="member: 381"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Jungle Menu:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">looked over the menu. The menu had the following entrée’s:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Tourist: $5.00</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Broiled Missionary: $10.00</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Fried Explorer: $15.00</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">the politicians?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">shit, it takes all morning."</span> </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 24684, member: 381"] [B][FONT=Tahoma]Jungle Menu: A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. The menu had the following entrée’s: Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?" The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."[/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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