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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 27173" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>Ol' Bob hangs up the phone after discussing detals with his deer hunting buddies of their up and coming hunting trip. Bob's wife comes in the room yelling at him telling him "he is not going to go deer hunting during their anniversary again". Bob then calls his buddies back and informs them of this sudden change in plans. The following weekend Tom, Bill and Jake show up to their usual deer camp as planned only to find Bob sitting there with a raging fire, a pile of fire wood and a cooler full of beer...they walked up Jake asks I thought you couldn't make it, when'd you get here? Bob said last night, night before that Martha walked up behind me real quiet like while I was watchin the huntin network, told me to close my eyes and to follow her...I did, she led me right into the bedroom where there was soft music playing, rose pettals all over the bed and floor and candles burning. She laid down on the bed, handed me a pair of hand-cuffs and said, I want you to lock me up tight and do what ever your want...so I locked her up to the bed, packed my shit in the truck grabbed my rifle and well.....here I am!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 27173, member: 79"] Ol' Bob hangs up the phone after discussing detals with his deer hunting buddies of their up and coming hunting trip. Bob's wife comes in the room yelling at him telling him "he is not going to go deer hunting during their anniversary again". Bob then calls his buddies back and informs them of this sudden change in plans. The following weekend Tom, Bill and Jake show up to their usual deer camp as planned only to find Bob sitting there with a raging fire, a pile of fire wood and a cooler full of beer...they walked up Jake asks I thought you couldn't make it, when'd you get here? Bob said last night, night before that Martha walked up behind me real quiet like while I was watchin the huntin network, told me to close my eyes and to follow her...I did, she led me right into the bedroom where there was soft music playing, rose pettals all over the bed and floor and candles burning. She laid down on the bed, handed me a pair of hand-cuffs and said, I want you to lock me up tight and do what ever your want...so I locked her up to the bed, packed my shit in the truck grabbed my rifle and well.....here I am! [/QUOTE]
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