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<blockquote data-quote="Agent2" data-source="post: 30985" data-attributes="member: 17"><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 22px">Did You know this little Christmas Story?</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">When he went to harness the reindeer, two of them had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.</span></span>[/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'</span></span>[/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">[FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]<span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 22px">And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.</span></span>[/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">[/FONT]</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">[/FONT]</span></p><p>[/FONT]</p><p>[/FONT]</p><p>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Agent2, post: 30985, member: 17"] [FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][SIZE=6]Did You know this little Christmas Story?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]When he went to harness the reindeer, two of them had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/size][/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/size][/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Geneva, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=6]And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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