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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 3200" data-attributes="member: 2">Ed and Dorothy met while on a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; singles cruise and Ed&nbsp; fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived&nbsp; in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started&nbsp; asking&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; her out when they got home. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; love. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Every date seemed better than&nbsp; the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; While&nbsp; having drinks and waiting for their salad, Ed said,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk&nbsp; before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box&nbsp; out of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to&nbsp; warn you,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I'm a total golf nut. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In&nbsp; short, I&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; problem, for us, you'd better say so now!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, &quot;Ed, that certainly won't be a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being&nbsp; totally&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Oh wow! I see,&quot; Ed replied. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, &quot;You know, it's probably because&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; you're not &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; keeping your wrists straight&nbsp; when&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; you hit the ball.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="James, post: 3200, member: 2"] [FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold] ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having drinks and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!" Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]"Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]that for the last five years I've been a hooker." "Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Rounded MT Bold]keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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