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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 3204" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...</p><p>And those who don't and are always</p><p>Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.</p><p></p><p>As Ben Franklin said:</p><p>In wine there is wisdom,</p><p>In beer there is freedom,</p><p>In water there is bacteria.</p><p></p><p>In a number of carefully controlled trials,</p><p>Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink</p><p>1 litre of water each day,</p><p>At the end of the year we would have absorbed</p><p>More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria </p><p>Found in feces.</p><p>In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..</p><p> </p><p>However,</p><p>We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer</p><p>(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)</p><p>Because alcohol has to go through a purification process</p><p>Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.</p><p> </p><p>Remember:</p><p>Water = Poop,</p><p>Wine = Health.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">Than to drink water and be full of shit.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 3204, member: 2"] To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always Seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. [SIZE=3]Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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