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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 32198" data-attributes="member: 79"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The letter read:</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had "$100" in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Sincerely, Edna</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. </span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Christmas came and went. </span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. </span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It read:</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? </span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">By the way, there was $4 missing. </span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.</span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Sincerely,</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Edna</span></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 32198, member: 79"] [SIZE=5][B][FONT=Arial]There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.[/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=5][B][FONT=Arial]The letter read:[/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]Dear God,[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had "$100" in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]Sincerely, Edna[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]Christmas came and went. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]It read:[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]Dear God,[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]By the way, there was $4 missing. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][B][FONT=Arial]I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B][FONT=Arial]Sincerely,[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B][FONT=Arial]Edna[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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