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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 32831" data-attributes="member: 103">THE FART A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. &nbsp;&nbsp;A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud &nbsp;&nbsp;A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... &nbsp;A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. &nbsp;&nbsp;A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... &nbsp;A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces .From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. &nbsp;&nbsp;But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? <img src="http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart006.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.xtremeidiots.com/uploads/000058/assets/smiley-fart.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/fart.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="CDA, post: 32831, member: 103"] THE FART A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces . From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? [IMG]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart006.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.xtremeidiots.com/uploads/000058/assets/smiley-fart.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/fart.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]

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