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Message: <blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 33519" data-attributes="member: 103">A blonde woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch.  After doing this a for a number of aisles a store clerk approaches her and ask if she is having a problem. She shakes her head and says, "No." Perplexed he asks why she stops at each aisle and touches her head, ears, breasts, and crotch. "Oh," says the blonde, "I'm just trying to remember my grocery list."Puzzled, he asks for an explanation, so she goes thru the motions again.  She touches her head and says, "Head of lettuce."Then, ears. "Two ears of corn."Followed by breasts. "Two chicken breasts."Lastly, crotch. "Fantastic."</blockquote>