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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 34011" data-attributes="member: 103"><p>"Shopping At The Pharmacy"</p><p> </p><p>One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking </p><p>out, I picked up some candy to take home for me and my 7-year old son. It was a bag of Gold Coins </p><p>(Gold Foil-covered chocolate candy coins). </p><p> </p><p>There were many sizes, from dimes to dollars. I took the bag home, and me and my son opened the </p><p>bag and ate all of the coins, my son taking the bigger dollar-sized ones and me taking the smaller </p><p>ones.</p><p> </p><p>The next day, my wife, my son and I stopped at the Pharmacy again to pick up a few things. While my wife and I were shopping, we noticed that my son had picked up a Gold Coin Condom. Before we </p><p>could catch him, he took it up to the counter and asked the Pharmacist, "What's this?"</p><p>The woman, looking very serious, said, "That's a condom, son." To which my son replied, "My daddy BOUGHT me some of these yesterday!"</p><p> </p><p>With a disgusted look on her face, the Pharmacist replied, "Those are NOT for children, young man."</p><p>And finally, my son replied, "Then I'll buy this one for my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 34011, member: 103"] "Shopping At The Pharmacy" One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some candy to take home for me and my 7-year old son. It was a bag of Gold Coins (Gold Foil-covered chocolate candy coins). There were many sizes, from dimes to dollars. I took the bag home, and me and my son opened the bag and ate all of the coins, my son taking the bigger dollar-sized ones and me taking the smaller ones. The next day, my wife, my son and I stopped at the Pharmacy again to pick up a few things. While my wife and I were shopping, we noticed that my son had picked up a Gold Coin Condom. Before we could catch him, he took it up to the counter and asked the Pharmacist, "What's this?" The woman, looking very serious, said, "That's a condom, son." To which my son replied, "My daddy BOUGHT me some of these yesterday!" With a disgusted look on her face, the Pharmacist replied, "Those are NOT for children, young man." And finally, my son replied, "Then I'll buy this one for my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!" [/QUOTE]
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