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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 36992" data-attributes="member: 4"><p>Bike Humor[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]</p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> </span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.</span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" </span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.</span></span> </p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"</span></span> </p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. </span></span> </p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous</span></span> </p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Why are you committing suicide?"</span></span> </p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"</span></span> </p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p><p></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 36992, member: 4"] Bike Humor[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=arial][INDENT][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [INDENT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Why are you committing suicide?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"[/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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