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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 37629" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:</p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.</strong></p><p>8 years old.</p><p>Hateful little bastard..</p><p>Bites!</p><p></p><p><strong>FREE PUPPIES.</strong></p><p>1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.</p><p></p><p><strong>FREE PUPPIES..</strong></p><p>Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.</p><p>Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.</p><p></p><p><strong>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.</strong></p><p>Also 1 gay bull for sale.</p><p></p><p><strong>JOINING NUDIST COLONY!</strong></p><p>Must sell washer and dryer £100.</p><p></p><p><strong>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.</strong></p><p>Worn once by mistake.</p><p>Call Stephanie.</p><p></p><p><strong>FOR SALE BY OWNER.</strong></p><p>Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.</p><p>Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 37629, member: 2"] These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: [B]FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.[/B] 8 years old. Hateful little bastard.. Bites! [B]FREE PUPPIES.[/B] 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. [B]FREE PUPPIES..[/B] Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. [B]COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.[/B] Also 1 gay bull for sale. [B]JOINING NUDIST COLONY![/B] Must sell washer and dryer £100. [B]WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.[/B] Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. [B]FOR SALE BY OWNER.[/B] Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. [/QUOTE]
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