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<blockquote data-quote="suzuki_dude" data-source="post: 38302" data-attributes="member: 489"><p><strong>Creamed Corn</strong></p><p></p><p>there were 3 guys walkin thru the woods, they were very hungry because someone forgot to pack the food (cough-james-cough) and they came upon a cabin. 1 man went up and knocked on the door and an old nasty wart faced woman answered, the man said "exuse me mam, we've been wondering thru the woods all day and we're starving." then he asked "may we have some food, please?" then the lady said "you can have some food, but you have to plesure me first." (<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="Eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" />) but the men were so hungry the man said reluctantly "ok" so she took him upstairs and laid down on the bed. the man realy didnt want to you know with her so he looked around the room and saw in the corner some cobs of corn, so he grabed one and started...well you know with the corn cob then threw it out the window and repeated untill the woman was satefied. then she gave him enough food for him and his 2 friends, and the man came outside and said "i've got us some food" and then men said "oh were not hungry anymore, that creamed corn you kept throwing out the window filled us up"</p><p> </p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/puke.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":puke:" title="Puke :puke:" data-shortname=":puke:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="suzuki_dude, post: 38302, member: 489"] [b]Creamed Corn[/b] there were 3 guys walkin thru the woods, they were very hungry because someone forgot to pack the food (cough-james-cough) and they came upon a cabin. 1 man went up and knocked on the door and an old nasty wart faced woman answered, the man said "exuse me mam, we've been wondering thru the woods all day and we're starving." then he asked "may we have some food, please?" then the lady said "you can have some food, but you have to plesure me first." (:eek:) but the men were so hungry the man said reluctantly "ok" so she took him upstairs and laid down on the bed. the man realy didnt want to you know with her so he looked around the room and saw in the corner some cobs of corn, so he grabed one and started...well you know with the corn cob then threw it out the window and repeated untill the woman was satefied. then she gave him enough food for him and his 2 friends, and the man came outside and said "i've got us some food" and then men said "oh were not hungry anymore, that creamed corn you kept throwing out the window filled us up" :lol: :puke: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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