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<blockquote data-quote="suzuki_dude" data-source="post: 38303" data-attributes="member: 489"><p><strong>the man, the dog, and the 90 y/o lady.</strong></p><p></p><p>there was a man sitting at the bar, sipping his beer and he noticed a huge jar of $20 bills on the end of the bar, he asked the ber tender "whats that jar of 20's for?" and the bar tender replyed "its a chalenge of stregth, guts, and courage" the man said "what do you mean" "you have to put $20 in that jar then (he pionted to a big strong looking man) beat the snot outta him, next, theres a big mean dog out back with an abbsest tooth you have to pull it, then lastly theres a 90 y/o lady upstairs who hasent had you know what since she was 20..you have to satisfy her then you get the whole jar" then the man said "nahh, im not up for that" but after another 2 hours of staring at that jar of 20's and getting more and more wasted he thought to himself <em>what the heck i'll go for it</em> so he jumped up put a 20 in the jar, whooped the big man, then said "wheres that dog?" the bar tender said "just out the back door" then the bar tender heard the most awful yipping and howling from that dog, then the man came back inside and said "now, wheres that old lady with the bad tooth?"</p><p> </p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="suzuki_dude, post: 38303, member: 489"] [b]the man, the dog, and the 90 y/o lady.[/b] there was a man sitting at the bar, sipping his beer and he noticed a huge jar of $20 bills on the end of the bar, he asked the ber tender "whats that jar of 20's for?" and the bar tender replyed "its a chalenge of stregth, guts, and courage" the man said "what do you mean" "you have to put $20 in that jar then (he pionted to a big strong looking man) beat the snot outta him, next, theres a big mean dog out back with an abbsest tooth you have to pull it, then lastly theres a 90 y/o lady upstairs who hasent had you know what since she was 20..you have to satisfy her then you get the whole jar" then the man said "nahh, im not up for that" but after another 2 hours of staring at that jar of 20's and getting more and more wasted he thought to himself [I]what the heck i'll go for it[/I] so he jumped up put a 20 in the jar, whooped the big man, then said "wheres that dog?" the bar tender said "just out the back door" then the bar tender heard the most awful yipping and howling from that dog, then the man came back inside and said "now, wheres that old lady with the bad tooth?" :lol: [/QUOTE]
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