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<blockquote data-quote="suzuki_dude" data-source="post: 38306" data-attributes="member: 489"><p><strong>speedy gonzalez</strong></p><p></p><p>there was a newly-wed couple who was going to mexico for thier honey moon, the mans friend said "well dude, if you go to mexico you better watch out for speedy gonzalez, he'll come up, do your wife, and be gone in 10 seconds" so later that day they were in mexico and the man was laying there, and he started worrieing about speedy, so he thought <em>if i stick my finger in there he wont be able to get at her</em> so he stuck his finger in her and alittle later a fly landed on his nose, he pulled his finger out to shoo away the fly and as fast as he could put it back in. then he heard a mexican voice scream :ONDELAY ONDELA SENOIR GET YOUR FINGER OTTA MY BUT HOLE!"</p><p> </p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/tongue.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title="Tongue :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="suzuki_dude, post: 38306, member: 489"] [b]speedy gonzalez[/b] there was a newly-wed couple who was going to mexico for thier honey moon, the mans friend said "well dude, if you go to mexico you better watch out for speedy gonzalez, he'll come up, do your wife, and be gone in 10 seconds" so later that day they were in mexico and the man was laying there, and he started worrieing about speedy, so he thought [I]if i stick my finger in there he wont be able to get at her[/I] so he stuck his finger in her and alittle later a fly landed on his nose, he pulled his finger out to shoo away the fly and as fast as he could put it back in. then he heard a mexican voice scream :ONDELAY ONDELA SENOIR GET YOUR FINGER OTTA MY BUT HOLE!" :lol::smirk::P [/QUOTE]
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