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<blockquote data-quote="Mihylo33" data-source="post: 38307" data-attributes="member: 408"><p>One late eveing a 5yr old boy named Davy walked into his parents bedroom. Upon entering Davey saw his father on top of his mother and assumed his father was hurting his mother because of her moaning. Davey began yelling at his father for hurting his mother and they jumped up in fear and began to fumble for answers.... Davey's father explained to him that he wasn't hurting mommy but very much in love with her and they were making him a baby brother or sister for him to play with.... satisfied with the answer Davey left the room and went off to bed humming happily with thoughts of a baby brother or sister... The mother and father resume their love making... 5 minutes later Davey kicks open the bedroom door and yells " Hey Dad! Phuk her doggy style, I want a puppy instead!"<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/devil.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil:" title="Devil :devil:" data-shortname=":devil:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mihylo33, post: 38307, member: 408"] One late eveing a 5yr old boy named Davy walked into his parents bedroom. Upon entering Davey saw his father on top of his mother and assumed his father was hurting his mother because of her moaning. Davey began yelling at his father for hurting his mother and they jumped up in fear and began to fumble for answers.... Davey's father explained to him that he wasn't hurting mommy but very much in love with her and they were making him a baby brother or sister for him to play with.... satisfied with the answer Davey left the room and went off to bed humming happily with thoughts of a baby brother or sister... The mother and father resume their love making... 5 minutes later Davey kicks open the bedroom door and yells " Hey Dad! Phuk her doggy style, I want a puppy instead!":devil: [/QUOTE]
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